The Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. World Tour

The Black Eyed Pea's concert was amazing.

They are currently touring the E.N.D. World Tour and LMFAO and Ludacris opened for them. During Ludacris' set he brough out Justin Bieber and OMG the house erupted. All the little girls went nuts.

Will.I.Am did a DJ set that was off the hook. The whole house was going crazy.

Interesting Street Signs

I saw these street signs online and thought some were clever. I like HAVITURE WAY

Mighty Leaf

I am so excited since my shipment of tea came in today. I used to work for a retailer that sold MIGHTY LEAF teas and I got hooked on them but they discontinued my favorite. Now I buy directly from the company but to get the best deal I have to buy in bulk.

I like the Organic African Nectar and Green Tea Tropical but my all time favorite is the Rainforest Maté. It is an amazing herbal tea that just makes you feel uplifted but its aromatic flavor that just moves you into a happy state of being with every breathe.

Rainforest Mate herbal tea blend unites mate tea, spice and fruit in this unique herbal mélange composed of energizing maté, licorice, spices, rosehips and pineapple chunks that refresh and revitalize when brewed. Maté also called yerba mate is rich in vitamins, minerals and antioxidants, and contains natural caffeine, which affects the body differently than regular caffeine, both calming the nerves and bringing about an energetic lift. This tropical blend will satisfy the palate with its fruity and spicy notes.

http://www.mightyleaf.com/

Smelly Urine due to Asparagus

WHY DOES YOUR PEE SMELL WHEN YOU EAT ASPARAGUS?

Asparagus contains a sulfur compound called mercaptan. It is also found in onions, garlic, rotten eggs, and in the secretions of skunks. The signature smell occurs when this substance is broken down in your digestive system.

Not all people have the gene for the enzyme that breaks down mercaptan, so some of you can eat all the asparagus you want without stinking up the place. One study published in the British Journal of Clinical Pharmacology found that only 46 percent of British people tested produced the odor while 100 percent of French people tested did. Insert your favorite French joke here________________________________. Per the MSNBC website

I beat anorexia

I am sorry but I thought this was just plain funny. If you don't, you need to relax and not take life so seriously.

Bear Attack in Churchill , Manitoba , Canada .

These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack.
The pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack!
Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.

The photos are below.

Joke

The IMAGE says it all :-)

Blond Joke - The Other Side

There are two blonds walking along a river.

Blond one yells to blond two, "EXCUSE ME!! HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER?"

Blond two looks down and thinks for a minute looking puzzled.

Blond one yells, "WELL???"

Blong two looks up and says, "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER!"

There...I Fixed It

That's making the best of what you've got available!!

A Little Odd History

There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London which usedto have gallows adjacent. Prisoners were taken to thegallows (after a fair trial of course) to be hanged. The horse drawn dray, carting the prisoner was accompanied by an armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the prisoner if he would like ''ONE LAST DRINK''. If he said YES it was referred to as “ONE FOR THE ROAD” If he declined, that prisoner was “ON THE WAGON” So there you go.

More bleeding history..

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery. If youhad to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn’t even afford to buy a pot they "Didn’t have a pot to Piss in" & were the lowest of the low.

And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring!

I Wonder by Kellie Pickler

I really like this song by Kellie Pickler and every time I have seen her perform it she breaks down into tears. It is a very emotional but powerful song.

Sometimes I think about you

Wonder if you're out there somewhere thinking bout me

And would you even recognize

The woman that your little girl has grown up to be

Cause I look in the mirror and all I see

Are your brown eyes looking back at me

They're the only thing you ever gave to me at all

Oh, I hear the weather's nice in California

There's sunny skies as far as I can see

If you ever come back home to Carolina

I wonder what you'd say to me

I think about how it ain't fair

That you weren't there to braid my hair

Like mothers do

You weren't around to cheer me on

Help me dress for my high school prom

Like mothers do

Did you think I didn't need you here

To hold my hand

To dry my tears

Did you even miss me through the years at all

Oh, I hear the weather's nice in California

There's sunny skies as far I can see

If you ever come back home to Carolina

I wonder what you'd say to me

Forgiveness is such a simple word

But it's so hard to do when you've been hurt

Oh, I hear the weather's nice in California

And just in case you're wondering about me

From now on I won't be in Carolina

Your little girl is off

Your little girl is off

Your little girl is off to Tennessee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XdZtYG1ms

$7 Sex Therapy

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.

SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT...

Planet Earth

I found these really neat pictures on the web. Planet earth is just an amazing beast all its own.

Creative Advertising

I was online and found some neat advertisements I thought I would post. People are really creative.

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE

These are our kiddies. Cloe our cat loves to eat and Chispita the Shih Tzu wants nothing to do with her: AT ALL. Both secretly wishes the other was not there I am sure.

It is funny though because on Fridays I bath Chispita and Cloe gets an occassional washing. When I come home from work she won't come anywhere near me because she knows what is coming next. She is so smart. BUT afterwards when I turn on the blowdryer she goes CRAZY. She loves it.

Condoms and Camels

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking..

Maude: What in the heck is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

My Cube with a View

Even though the window is to my back I like the light that shines through it. I used to be in the dungeon side of the office and it made the day so depressing.

Awkward Family Photos

Oh my gosh, do you want to laugh? I hope to not see you there actually. This site has people's totally awkward family photos posted but some of them are funny but if you read the caption they turn HILARIOUS.

I cannot even comment on this photo without saying something bad so I won't. Only thing I will write for this photo is WTF!?!?

This looks neat but it is still creepy.

This one is just funny to me. Gotta love the outfits and the cembrero

Apparently when you go to Alaska you should not drink the water because you may turn out like them.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Morton Salt Boy

Gustavo and I had come across this photo to use for my birthday party evite and I thought I would post it for ALL TO SEE. My mom referred to this photo as her MORTON SALT BOY photo since it looks like the pose from the Morton Salt Container.

This picture was taken in the early 80's on Hickum Air Force Base in Hawaii. Hence the ugly clothes and if they did not know I was gay then they must have been blind. Looking back over the years I know I had sent them many subtle signals.

La Hermana de los Diablos

An old man was sitting on a park bench reading a newspaper when all of a sudden, someone seemed to have just appeared next to him, sitting on the bench.

When the old man looked around, he saw a figure in red, with glaring eyes, glittering teeth, and numerous horns on his head. Not a bad looking character, just odd.

The old man turned back and continued to read his paper. The individual beside him told him that he could take his life away from him in an instant and that he had the power and authority to do it.

The old man smiled and said, “Ok.” The individual in red said, “You are beneath me and are nothing compared to me and your life is meaningless.” The old man said, “Ok.”

The individual said, “I can overpower you, I can ruin your life, and leave you with nothing.” The old man said, “Ok.

The individual looked at him again and said, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”

The old man never looked up, just shook his head and said, “No. I’ve been married to your sister for 48 years.”

Military Pictures - Airplanes, Aircraft Carriers, etc

So the links below take you to some amazing Flickr photos of airplanes and the military. The cannons and long range missle shots with the shockwave look pretty cool too. So check them out.

http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/cool.pics.military.htm

http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/cool.pics.military.2.htm

http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/cool.pics.military.3.htm

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,....

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ...........'Get your own f-ing blanket.'

The End